A is for….


It’s Almost time!
And bitches get stuff done
You two trained your asses off
Now go down there and run

The hay is in the barn
The gas is in the beans
The proof is in the pudding
(And no one knows what that means)

A is for Anxiety
Oh for the love of crack, relax
The weather’s perf, your outfit’s fab
Your fitness is totes maxed

Of course, a bit of freaking
Makes the race effort enhanced
So go ahead! Crank up those nerves!
(Just don’t pee your pants!)

But mostly, A’s for Awesome
And as your PR roads unwind
You bitches will know you’re exactly that:
Awesome. Strong. Sublime.

And, yes, I realize the acronym
For that last line above is ASS
It was totally unintentional!
Now make me proud. RUN BITCHES! FAST!


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